EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER!
VERSUS!
THANOS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER!
VERSUS!
THANOS!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Thanos]
I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous
With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscience
I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm
You're a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb
Seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy
Well, that makes sense because your rhymes are only hot periodically
Man, I burned the Avengers down to embers, sent half your planet to be slaughtered
And now I'm offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
Got a fist of gold when I'm rapping
Six infinity gems what I'm packing
Stick your tiny nuclear dick back into your pants, Dr. Manhattan
Hadron smashing all your atoms, best not collide with me when I'm rhyming
Cause you break and bleed so easy I think I'll call you Oppen-hymen
It's impossible to top me, Oppie, you just don't have the stones
Apparently the only thing you're good at wrecking is a home
Cause you slept with your friend's wife, right there in your friend's bed
Then got another married girl pregnant, you should've gone for the head
[Verse 2: J. Robert Oppenheimer]
Listening to you took everything I have left
After your raps I am become deaf
You need an Iron, Man, for that wrinkly-ass skin
And that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-buttchin
Here we go now
Where's your rhythm? I thought you had the time stone?
Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone
You might be something in the MCU
But between us, who's the worst MC? U
Your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
You talk so slow Drax thinks you're invisible
I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical
Cause I got that fissile material
You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary
That your own mother tried to make you a temporary
Meanwhile, I've mastered the atom, more than any man alive
Now I'm here to split you like two and three from five
I'm a peaceful man, but I do what I must
You had an evil plan, Thanos, and it left you in the dust
It must leave you enraged when you compare our talents
Because in this battle there is no balance
[Verse 3: Thanos]
For a communist pariah, you come off as awfully cocky
But I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
I'm the box office topper, the Marvel showstopper
Got my name on this win like it's the Thanoscopter
You just got no answer for Fortnite's dopest dancer
I will lowkey choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer
[Verse 4: J. Robert Oppenheimer]
You wanna talk about Death?
How about the one that looked at you and swiped left?
I'm the destroyer of worlds
You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl
We're in the endgame now, Tinky Winky
I'll finish this like Ant-Man, all up in your stinky
Anyone who believes that "Thanos did nothing wrong" crap
Has obviously never heard you rap, oh snap
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- snap
Aw, man...
EPIC RAP史研究胜负的关键！
奥本海默！
与！
THANOS！
开始！
[诗歌1：萨诺斯]
我是不可避免的，不可估量的，无情的，可怕的
随着酒吧打压你比你难以忘怀心虚更难
我萨诺斯和我暗恋的轨道像Tesseracts在我的手心
你是一个铅笔推人族谁没有学会爱他的炸弹
看来你开始了一个化学家，在你的世界你是一个天才
嗯，这是有道理的，因为你的儿歌只是周期性热
男人，我烧复仇者下来余烬，送一半的星球被宰杀
现在我海上奥本海默像我一样，我的女儿
得到的金拳头，当我说唱
六颗无限宝石什么我的包装
坚持你的小核家伙回到你的裤子，曼哈顿博士
强子砸你所有的原子，最好不要碰撞我，当我押韵
因为你打破和流血那么容易，我想我会打电话给你Oppen-处女膜
这是不可能的顶部我，Oppie，你只是没有石头
显然，你的唯一的事很擅长击毁是一个家
因为你在你朋友的床上睡了你的朋友的妻子，就在那里
然后得到另一个女孩结婚怀孕，你应该已经走了头
[诗2：奥本海默]
听着你夺走了一切，我已经离开
你的斥责后，我就成了聋子
你需要的铁，男人，对于皱纹，皮肤屁股
和对接对接对接对接对接buttchin
在这里，我们现在就去
哪里是你的节奏？我还以为你有时间的石头？
你punchlines听起来像他们来自RhymeZone来
你可能有一些在MCU
但是我们之间，谁是最糟糕的MC？ ü
你的对话，真实有太多休息的音节
你说话这么慢德拉克斯认为你是看不见的
我引起连锁反应，当我抒情
因为我得到的裂变材料
你生来就是为了永生，但出来找那么吓人
那你自己的母亲试图让你暂时
同时，我已经掌握了原子，比任何人活着
现在我在这里，你就像两个和三个五分裂
我是一个安静的人，但我做什么，我必须
你有一个邪恶的计划，塔诺斯，并留下您的尘埃
它必须离开你激怒时，你比较我们的人才
因为在这场战斗中，没有平衡
[第3节：萨诺斯]
对于共产主义的贱民，你减了，非常骄傲自大
但是我会让你弯曲膝盖两回合长崎一样
我是票房礼帽，奇迹搅局者
得到了我的名字在这场比赛的胜利就像它的Thanoscopter
你刚刚没有答案Fortnite的dopest舞者
我会低调呛你们出去，如同我的名字是喉癌
[第4节：奥本海默]
你想谈论死亡？
怎么样看你刷离开了吗？
我是世界的毁灭者
您可以通过一个灰鼠女孩有你的坚果就交给你了
我们是在最后阶段，现在，Tinky闪闪
我会完成这个像蚂蚁人，在你的所有臭了
任何人谁认为“萨诺斯并没有做错什么”废话
显然从来没有听说过你说唱，哦扣
[OUTRO]
谁赢了？
谁是下一个？
你决定！
EPIC-扣
仙，人...